irony of the day? i've been regrettably single for a while now, yet i constantly get junk email trying to sell me viagra. it's like life's little tongue-in-cheek way of saying "hey buddy, you're a real fucking failure in this relationship thing…"

i've got a little 2 song sampler of the new elliott album due out in under a month…it sounds like it was recorded in a bucket. not in a good way. the songs are good, but they really shouldn't have gone with whoever this guy is that produced this shit. and how viable is elliott now that jay has left?

the clerks animated series premieres tonight at 9:30 on abc. i know i'll be parked in front of the tv for at least a half-hour tonight.

pillowfight is the shit. i remember over a year ago when i'd just sit there and read review after review…

i've gotta go work on some websites…