we went out to eat at this fast-food italian place called fazolis tonight. while i was waiting in line, i was quite taken by this tallish girl with these amazing eyes and short, amazingly black hair. she happened to work there, so when we were getting ready to leave, i thought "hey…this may be my only chance to ever say something to this girl." so i plodded up to the counter, with full intentions of saying something. here's how the encounter went down:

Me: excuse me…
Her: yes?
Me: … (totally paralyzed by her beautiful eyes)
Her: yes?
Me: uhhh…do you think i could have some more breadsticks?

ABORT! ABORT! OUR MAN IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES!

god damn it…i am so fucking stupid…i got lost in her eyes…

i did get the breadsticks, though.