do you prefer to be called robert, rob, bob, robbie, bobby, bobarino, boboon, chuck heston, or that guy who sings for hey mercedes?
bob. and also, hulk.

what's your favorite heavy metal record of all time?
led zeppelin – houses of the holy.

why anchor steam?
sometimes you just have to treat yourself, and at the empty bottle, you tend
to get sick of the huber.

are you truly the happiest guy on the blog scene, or just the most well-adjusted?
thank you. i'm glad you enjoy my genuine works of fiction.

if you could get an endorsement deal from any vegetarian food product (tofurky, vitasoy, rice dream, etc.) what would you choose?
tofurky. i like the name. and the jerky, of course.

the question is…are *you* wearing a wire?
that is classified.

if i had to choose you a favorite color and have it be assigned to you for the rest of your life, which color would you prefer me to choose?
blue.

[you can catch bob daily at are you wearing a wire? and on tour next month with his band hey mercedes. their new record comes out one week from today. buy it or dan will kick your ass.]