sunday morning. the mocha is gone and i'm dreamily gazing toward lunch. it's days like today where i start to feel like i'm moving through time like a bullet through water…not so fast.

i had a completely uneventful weekend. i did the payday thing on thursday and ended up hanging out with scott that night paying video games. friday night i…uhhhh…did something and eventually headed out to see from hell with matt, paul, and jess. i liked the movie a great deal and i'm thinking it'll end up being awesome on dvd. saturday i was supposed to go out with the new girl, but she flaked and never called. typical. this is, of course, after she seemed to have flaked the two days before that, as well. a simple "brian…you're a little weird for me" would have sufficed. saturday was spent grabbing lunch with jess, hanging out with guy and matt, and then heading over to a little get-together over at connor's place. ping pong quickly degenerated into mario tennis, which quickly degenerated into a jam session in connor's basement. scott and i ended up getting tired of hearing everyone play the same thing for 30 minutes and headed over to my place for…you guessed it…some more video games.

why the hell did i tell you how incredibly lame my weekend was?

how about i just make something up?

we were drunk and hanging out with these clowns who were totally cranked up on meth. we ended up robbing three liquor stores and a mini-mart before the really tall clown (i think his name was roscoe, and he may have been wearing stilts) puked all over the inside of the volkswagen (we were hanging with clowns, y'know…) so we had to call it a night. scott ended up shooting 3 innocent bystanders before he realized that…

nevermind. i won't make something up.

flaky girls…what's up with that? every time i seem to think i have a pretty kickin' situation going on, it dwindles down to some retarded, anti-climactic end. it usually happens right around the time matt says "i've noticed you've been in a much better mood, lately." bollocks.

i should be offering up (over at transmission3000) the of asaph cd and a new live set from the band sometime before the end of next month. the downloadable version of the cd will include a previously unavailable bonus track, so keep your eyes peeled.

[editor's note: "flaky" and "girl" are two words that, when combined, are quite redundant. sorry. i should have known that from the beginning.]