halloween. it seems kind of ridiculous to dress up and go to work, doesn't it? well…i decided to wear a shirt and tie today, which isn't really a normal occurrence (but i do look snazzy…take a peek). my costume? corporate asshole. thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen…i know i'm a genius.

other than that, i have what some might consider a follow-up date (which was actually planned prior to the first date) tonight. we're going out with some of her friends in a (gulp) limo, ostensibly to drive around, drink and act like total asses. i can't wait. keep in mind i'm accessorizing my "corporate asshole" costume with a gasmask, later tonight. once again…pure genius.

one of the good things about living in an apartment is that you usually don't get hit up by trick-or-treaters. not that i have anything against kids, mind you. it's just that i'm never home halloween night, so there'd be no one there to hand out candy. well…our front door is locked, no one on our side of the building will be home, and to top it off…our porch light is burned out. which reminds me…i need to replace that. tomorrow. along with cleaning off the back deck and generally preparing for scott to move in.

my biggest fear of scott moving in is that the two of us will become alcoholics who do nothing but sit around and play playstation2. this could do quite a bit of damage to our already weak social lives…oh well.

i somehow cleverly dodged getting sucked into the fantasy basketball craze that seems to be grabbing the majority of my co-workers by the balls. they're all sweatin' it out, talking about who they're gonna pick in their "draft." it's kind of annoying, really. i wish they'd just go back to talking about sex in the lewdest ways possible. that was at least moderately entertaining. it's always a plus to marvel at how completely, ridiculously stupid people can be, sometimes. seriously…you can't beat it.