2002.02.05 100,000 fireflies:
my plan to grow a badass beard derailed itself earlier today when i looked into the mirror and saw what that hideous thing actually looked like.
after some deliberation, i decided to shave it all off. but not after i left myself with a honkin' magnum p.i. moustache for about 20 minutes. the world is not prepared for it, my friends…someday it will rise again.
Sebastian said:
Attempts at growing cool facial hair never work for me, either. It always turns out looking spotty and pathetic. I would rule with a big beard, though.
brian. said:
oh…i would rule it with a big beard, as well. i've seen pictures of my dad in the 70s with a burlyass beard…he rocks it. and he and i look almost exactly alike…