My pockets are filled with cocaine. Here, have some. So are my armpits, but that is my stash.

As Sebastian said, my AIM name is andrewwkillyou. I am rarely on it, since my normal day consists of partying, partying harder, puking, getting wet, and then restarting the cycle. I do like to hear about your partying, so drop me a line.

My new video for "She is Beautiful" is absolute art. It is Andrew W.K. to the greatest extreme. Its extremity is shocking in just how far past normal extremeocity it is. You will get wet from watching this video and probably without even trying. In just three minutes, it will show you just how wet I get.

Please use the comments to vote for my next single. I am leaning toward either "Fun Night" or "I Love NYC," but suggestions will add to the party.

So will cocaine. Really, you should have some. It's high-quality.

I will start reviewing other people's records tomorrow on the patented Andrew W.K. scale.

Off to party, bros.