2008.12.09 it's what i hate about you:

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Things that have been irking me, lately (aside from Mr. "Take Down Your Domain")…

CNN's Campbell Brown. I don't know why she gets on my nerves so bad. Her "outrage" just comes across as hokey and insincere. She's CNN's mad dash to try to court the rabid fanbase of Keith Olbermann, and it shows.

I've also sickened of the suffix of "gate" to any scandal. Just this morning I've read multiple articles about "Zunegate;" there's a rumor going around that Obama uses a Zune, rather than an iPod. GASP!

And, further along that thread, the adding of "punk" to denote some sort of (usually literary) movement. Sure, we had Cyberpunk, then Steampunk, but now they're trying for Atompunk. That's just getting stupid. What's next? A gay porn literary movement called "Dickpunk?" Cat fiction called "Catpunk"?

Of course, this just helps to create a Punkgate. And I've now become part of the problem.

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2008.12.05 5,6, suck my dick:

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Dear Jackass That Decided to Harrass Our Hosting Company to Bring Our Site Down,

Fuck you. Eat a bag of dicks.

Sincerely,
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2008.12.02 it was a good day:

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This morning when I went out to my car, my driver's side door was frozen shut. This, of course, agitated me. I grumbled, of course. What a shitty way to start my day, right? So I climbed in the passenger side and I was on my way. I forgot to get out to Kroger, last night, so I had to stop into McD's for a sausage biscuit. I hit the drive through. The girl starts talking…and my window won't roll down! Frozen! FUCK!

I try the door…STILL FROZEN! DOUBLE FUCK!

So I pull around and park the car, bitching up a storm to myself. When I get to the door, the one on that side of the building…LOCKED!

MOTHERFUCKERS! What the fuck is up with this shitty day?!

So I walk around. I get inside, the transaction takes 30 seconds, tops. I have a little laugh with the girl about my morning, and I was out the door.

When I went outside, I saw ol' Bob S. across the street. I had seen him waiting for the TARC there a few times, but never thought to stop. I asked him where he was headed, and it was on my way to work, so I gave him a ride.

I hadn't seen Bob in a while, so it was nice to catch up. He's not really drinking, anymore. He's got a good job. He's living with his girlfriend. He's got a good new band going. He's in a good place. I dropped him off at work and told him he's always got a ride in to work, if he wants it, as it's on my way. No sense in standing in the cold, waiting on a TARC.

I turned it over in my head, on the rest of the way into work. It was nice to see Bob. To reconnect. And then I realized, had my car door not been frozen shut, I wouldn't have had to get out of the car. Had the door not been locked at McDonald's, I wouldn't have walked around. Had I not walked around, I wouldn't have seen Bob and had that chance to reconnect.

This isn't one of those "all things happen for a reason" type of things. I mean…it's fairly simple: Had those things all not happened, I would not have seen Bob. There's a stark zen-ness to it.

And, of course, through the magic of thermodynamics (and/or karma, if you so choose), my car door opened fine, once I got to work.

Good things happened, though I thought they wouldn't.

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2008.11.06 if i don't win, i'm-a gonna break even:

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I probably should have been like everyone else and posted my big political post yesterday, but I just had to take a day off and reflect. That and I'm intensely lazy.

Yeah. So. Wow. How about that? The American people stepped up, said they had had enough of this Bush/NeoCon bullshit, and elected a man who has spent the past two years inspiring voters from all walks of life, all across this country. I'll be honest…I didn't always have faith that it was going to turn out this way. More often than I would care to admit, I lay awake in the dark, thinking about stolent elections, extended wars, and complete economic collapse. I actually (in my head) started preparing for a possible Mad Max style future where I was going to have to convert a motocross bike to run on vegetable oil and live out in the woods, eating squirrel.

So, obviously, I was pretty overjoyed, tuesday night. True, the good people of the great Commonwealth of Kentucky did not oust Mitch McConnell, but I figure it's still a win.

I still don't have much to say about it. I'm probably still in shock. I've come to accept that it happened. That it's reality. I just can't quite put all of my thoughts in order to say much more about it.

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2008.10.02 use it like a screwball would:

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What a week, huh? The House fails to pass the bailout bill, the markets crash, and there was a period on tuesday where I wish I had $10,000 for about 15 minutes (Google's stock crashed right at close, then rebounded almost immediately in after-hours trading).

And most people are putting the blame for the bill failing the House squarely on John "Maverick" McCain. They had a provisional agreement until he touched down, then the shit hit the fan. Then again, they're also trying to blame Next Gingrich, so what does anybody know? I know that I'm really glad I never started a 401k, that's for sure.

Speaking of Google, I have started to covet the T-Mobile G1 (not in that ugly white, though). I thought, a few times, about switching to AT&T for the iPhone, but it looks like I've been rewarded for my patience. And my upgrade should make it more than affordable. Good thing, too…my RAZR is showing its age. Either way, it should make Matt's Treo look like it has some sort of childhood developmental disorder.

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2008.09.26 a long time ago there were pirates:

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You know…I almost forgot the form I used to use on these things. Gone is my staunchly anti-upper-case stance. I think that went out the window, once I started writing record reviews (first for 75 or Less, now for local alt-weekly LEO). Who knows?

So what has happened in the past year-and-a-half or so, since I've last posted? Well…I got my shit together, I guess you would say. I met a wonderful girl. I pounded the pavement, and I came up with a pretty decent job. I'm actually pushing the boundaries of becoming financially solvent. That's a scary one.

As far as my last post is concerned, rest assured that I finished off everything on that list. It WAS a good day.

I guess my absence from these hallowed halls could boil down to the mundanity of life. I bore myself typing this shit out and trying to make it interesting. And I'm easily amused. I can only imagine that reading my posts ranks somewhere far below watching paint dry, on the entertainment scale.

I'm really bothered by all the little suggested Wikipedia links below this window, as I type this. Can we turn that shit off? What the fuck? I really don't think I'll find it necessary to post a link to the Wikipedia entry for "watching paint dry." Especially since it just links to the entry for paint, anyway.

Meh. I told Matt I was going to weigh in with my thoughts on ol' John "ex-maverick" McCain today, but I'm going to see how today's economic crisis talks pan out. I'm thinking he's got just about enough rope, at this point…

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2007.03.22 it was a good day:

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(10th anniversary of heaven's gate)

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2006.12.27 wish i never got old:

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Ahhh…the year-end wrap-up. Where to start? To be honest, most of the shit that happened to me I didn't post about. Why have I been maintaining radio silence? Who knows?

I finally joined the rest of the web-using world and started utilizing digg. I even dugg a post I posted here. Oh…I'm such a whore.

Today I'm bemoaning the fact that we're not a more regularly updated, noticed "blog." I mean…they could have sent us a couple of these, for fucksake.

I've spent an inordinate amount of time listening to Neil Young, lately. Mostly Crazy Horse material. It's speaking to the parts of the brain Brooksie and I have started activating for the new band. Speaking of the new band, it's tentatively titled "Birth Machine." We expect to rattle the foundation of a local venue this spring.

I guess the biggest news of the season is that i had to have Clyde put to sleep (the Thursday before Christmas; it made the holiday even more fun). Some of you long-time readers (if there's any left) will remember Clyde as my beloved cat of the past decade. She had a tumor on her chest that spread to her lungs. Toward the end she was having trouble breathing and would only eat fresh turkey and "catmilk" (speaking of which, I have two things of that stuff left, if anyone needs/wants it), which made us think it was all just some elaborate scam on her part. Regardless, we couldn't take it anymore and took her back to the vet. He gave us the dire news and we all endured a bit of pre-holiday heartbreak.
Needless to say, she's incredibly missed.

Clyde - 1996-2006

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2006.12.14 swallow that until you're full:

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So I caught a commercial for pillsbury grands earlier, and they showed them making little pizzas on the biscuits. I took the time to look around the internet for recipes, but none of them sounded like they were exactly what I thought I saw.

So I was forced to go to Kroger and get some supplies and see if I could make my own version. Here's what I came up with:

Old Man Hall's Pizza Grands

1 can Pillsbury Grands biscuits (Flaky, any flavor,)
1 jar Kroger Pizza Zip (I went with Traditional)
1 bag pizza cheese
x amount, whatever other toppings you want

Preheat the oven to 350°.

Split the individual biscuits in half (thinner, flakier crust) and place them on an ungreased cookie sheet (I'd like to try making these on one of those pizza stones) about an inch apart. Then spread one spoonful of sauce on top of each one (I went all the way to the edge). Cheese 'em up to your liking, add any other toppings, then bake for 12-14 minutes. You definitely want to check them after about 10-12 minutes, because the bottoms can burn fast, if you're not careful.

Needless to say, these motherfuckers are delicious. I may want to opt for the half-size package of biscuits, next time. Something tells me I'm never gonna eat 16 of these little bastards, delicious as they are.

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2006.08.28 fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way:

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while i sit here at work, waiting on a simple answer to a possibly not-so-simple questions from someone higher up the ladder, i figure i'll write up a post for ol' bipolar.

this weekend was chock full of shows. too many shows, as fate would have it. i saw shellac and uzeda friday night. the sound was glorious, the venue was unbearably hot. it all ended up being worth it, though. shellac really kicked out the jams. i noticed that it doesn't really matter what albini does on the guitar, as the rhythm section just locks in and keeps burning along. i think i'd kill for a bass player of bob weston's caliber.
friday night ended up with all kinds of drunken chicanery that i can't be bothered to try and remember clearly.

saturday was another hot one in st. john's for shipping news and wolverine brass. for some reason, that night the sound was fucking terrible. you take the good with the bad, i guess. after that show, i headed over to za's to see arch and buffalo bill. buffalo bill covered motley crue's "wild side." i was most pleased. after that…more drunkeness.

sunday my allergies put the hurt on me. probably the multiple days of drowning myself in second hand smoke. who knows? either way, i ended up having to skip the young widows show. i took some allergy medicine and actually passed out during the car chase scene in ronin. i really didn't know that was humanly possible.

but sunday night, i got my sea legs back under me and was able to hit up the crack of doom reunion show, which was a total blast. i think it even caused more permanent hearing damage to my right ear. always a sign of a great show.

well…i got that simple answer i was waiting on.

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2005.11.09 prologue:

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The firelight flickered in Mel's eyes as she lay looking up at the stars. There had been a few moments in Old John's life with Mel in which he truly understood what it meant to be a father–to be responsible and proud. Seeing Mel like this, her face awash in contentment, warmth, and love; and remembering all his struggles to help her to this point in her life, he felt proud, not just of her, but of himself. Daniel gently stroked her hair as she leaned back against him, his back on his backpack, supported by the large boulder near which they had pitched their tents.

That Daniel was here at all was a secret pleasure for John. Daniel's work took him away from Mel so often, it seemed to John the two spent more time apart than they did together. And with the child on the way, John worried–too much, as she often told him–about Mel being alone without Daniel's assistance at the ready. Mel was headstrong and could take care of herself, he never questioned that fact, but knowing her abundant resourcefulness and self-sufficiency did little to ease his mind. But now, they were together–relaxing and enjoying each other's company, and John was just glad that he was still able to play his part in her life.

John raised his arm and pointed a finger to the night sky. "Mars." he said, "Look there, just above and to the right of that tree. It's just crossing Pisces–see those four bright objects there, like a 'v' with an extra dot on the right." He saw they were looking, saw the lines around their eyes relax when they'd found it–or when they'd given up. Either was fine, really, he was just talking to make noise.

"It's amazing to think that there are actually people living there now. A family, no less." Old John had been following the CNSEA effort to "colonize" Mars when it was big news a year ago after the family's capsule had touched down and immediately gone dark.

"Families have been living on the moon for almost a decade now, John, it's not like it's THAT big a deal." Mel's smirk betrayed her intentions.

"Well sure, except that these are the first people to live this far from earth, if you discount that stupid Europa mission." John immediately regretted mentioning Europa.

"True, the Europa mission hardly counts considering they were dead before they left Mars orbit."

"Guys," Daniel interjected, trying to deflect the darkening mood. "It's a nice night, can we talk about something that's not depressing?"

"I hear they've got everything they need up there…" John redirected back to his original subject. "The robotic missions had everything in place from the concrete mixer to the outhouse before they even got there."

"I don't know, i can't imagine trying to raise a three-year old in an 800 square-foot air-locked 'apartment,' with no babysitters–or liquor stores, for that matter." Mel laughed.

"They do have a greenhouse up there with thousands of specimens beyond just the staples." Old John grinned, "I'm sure, living in that small space, they've been making their own hooch for months now."

Mel and Daniel both chuckled at that statement. It had been well-publicized that the Pendrova family were Hispanic Catholics, and commonly understood that they were no strangers to enjoying the fruits of the vine. Not that Mel liked to buy into stereotypes of that nature, but the rumor floated around in the months leading up to their launch that the Pendrova's had almost been passed over due to Luis' particular affinity for cheap red wine. In the end, the rumor was never substantiated, and the launch proceeded mostly on schedule, but the public still held onto the idea that Dr. Pendrova was something of a lush.

Daniel stretched his arms over his head, and his mouth stretched wide as he yawned rather loudly. "I'm beat," he started saying even before the yawn was over, "I think i'm going to hit the sack."

"That's probably a good idea." Old John made no move to get up. "We have to hike up to the lake early in the morning, if we plan on having anything other than corn for dinner tomorrow."

"I'm still a little pissed that you guys are going to leave me here. I'm perfectly capable of walking up a damned hill." Mel glared at John.

"Only because you're pregnant." John offered, "I know you could probably beat us both up there if you weren't. It's just a harder hike than what we did today, it's practically vertical in a couple places."

"Oh whatever, you just want to get Daniel alone so you can do your male bonding thing. I know you." Mel's tone relaxed a bit, "Besides, it'll give me a chance to work on my painting without you two brutes lumbering around making noise."

"Well, we'll be sure to lumber back with a big bass just for you." John poked at the fire, spreading out the burning and smoldering remnants a bit before covering it all with a bucketful of dirt. He stood and stepped over to his little one-man tent, and unzipped the flap. "Goodnight, you two. See you bright and early."

"G'night, John." Mel said. "See you in the morning." She stepped inside the other tent, and began closing the front flaps.

"'Night, John!" Daniel's voice came out muffled as Mel finished pulling the last zipper closed.

"Goodnight, Danny." John said, and crawled inside, stopping just long enough to yank off his boots and set them under the rain fly, before zipping up the flap and wriggling into his sleeping bag. He lay awake for several minutes, listening to the sounds of the mountain, and the sounds of Mel and Daniel as they chatted themselves to sleep.

* * *

Dawn came much too early for Luis Pendrova, as it had every morning since he and his family had landed here. There was so much to do during the day, he went to bed nearly every night exhausted to the point of collapse. So much of what they used on a daily basis was brought here and set up for them by earlier robotic missions, but they were just the first of several families intended to inhabit this first Martian research station. It was up to Luis and his wife to run the extraction/construction machines, to maintain the station complex, and to guide the remaining construction bots in assembling the additional modules required to support the four families who were already or would be on their way in the next few days.

They had already accomplished a great deal in setting up and establishing the crops and other vegetation in their monstrous greenhouse. Nevertheless, most of the support components of the greenhouse were not yet functioning at their anticipated levels, so the Pendrovas were still dependent on mechanical means of maintaining their breathable air and handling water and solid waste reclamation.

Luis' main project in recent weeks was the construction and assembly of components for the second greenhouse, which would eventually completely cover a shallow 100-meter impact crater near the station. After construction, water would be pumped in from underground, and the new lake greenhouse would be home to experiments with various algae, phytoplankton, and other aquatic specimens to see which can make the best use of the thin Martian atmosphere in controlled temperatures. These experiments would be the proving ground for larger self-sustaining lake greenhouses to be established all over the surface of the planet as a first step towards terraforming. Without doubt, it was a long term goal, but the families due to arrive in six months would find survival very difficult without even the limited additional oxygen production of this first green lake. At it's current efficiency, the agricultural greenhouse was only able to supply 20% of the oxygen needed for the Pendrova family. Six months of additional growth would raise that figure to 60%. The lake was expected to do what the station's mechanical scrubbers and the main greenhouse couldn't do–directly process the Martian atmosphere into something the community of 14 colonists could breathe.

Of course, he'd begun to think of Mars as "his" planet–a state of mind his children did nothing to discourage him from, having taken to referring to Mars as the "Kingdom of Pendrovia" in their playtime fantasies. At times, Luis couldn't stand the thought of sharing this place with another family, let alone four. At other times, especially when a moment of free time ended up allowing him to think about the rest of his family and all the friends he'd had to leave behind, Luis would get very excited at the prospect of having a real-time conversation with someone other than his children or his wife. He also looked forward to showing off all the hard-work he and his family had done to prepare for the other families arrival, and to having eight or more extra hands to help out.

At the third chime from his in-ear receiver, the computer's voice gently announced, "The Time is 6:48AM."

"I'm awake," Luis said softly. It wasn't really necessary for him to speak aloud, but he did it anyway, as much out of habit as anything else. The computer "heard" him via the nano-meter thin sensor/transmitter patch on his neck. He didn't need to speak, because the patch was capable of detecting sub-vocal speech as easily as normal speech. The patch also served as a health monitoring device, watching his temperature, heart rate, and the chemicals in his skin excretions for any potential alert conditions. If the computer was not satisfied that Luis actually was awake as he had informed it, it would reset it's morning wake-up routine and attempt to wake him until he was up and moving about the station.

He got up carefully, trying not to wake his wife. In the middle of her second month of pregnancy, Leala was dealing with worse morning sickness than she'd had with either of the boys. She was handling things very well, considering the occasionally claustrophobic and inescapable environment.

He showered and prepared for his day, requesting bacon and eggs from the computer for breakfast. As he ate, he and the computer reviewed the day's schedule. It was going to be another long day of station maintenance and making components for the lake greenhouse.

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