first off, i would like to take a moment to formally dedicate this bipolar update to mr. bob nanna. mainly because i've stolen way too many lines out of his songs for update titles. thanks bob.

now that that's out of the way..i would also like to go on the record to say that paul may very well be correct. i think i just might need a hug. but i don't think that's gonna cut the mustard if bush actually wins. did i mention that this florida thing is really buggin' me out? and please, please, please go sign the petition to have a revote in palm beach county. that is just ridiculous. seriously.

and if you haven't noticed from the above link, puffin-a-go-go is now live. so let's welcome paul into the ranks of the people who post worthless drivel to the web. yay, paul!

i just want to note that i did not shit a honda this morning. this is a bad thing because my current one is in a very sorry state of disrepair. my brakes are so bad at this point that i think i'm going to have to start running into things to stop. "easy," you say. "get it fixed." well i would if i wasn't so absentminded. sometimes i wonder if there's a part of me that just thinks that there are some little gremlins inside there that'll fix it if i let it get broken enough. who knows?

i am in drastic need of a change in scenery. i'm really glad that we'll be heading up to chicago on friday morning to spend an entire weekend. the trip will include such blockbuster hits as: seeing the monkeywrench, eating some good chicago pizza, looking at tall buildings, and "super humongous american freakout dance party, go! go!"

new slogan if bush wins: "America! We're a Giant Freaked-Out Hellhole!"