another day where it feels like i'm waking up in the water box. this is my description of my most recent affliction where i seem to only gain self awareness as scalding hot water washes over me in the shower. i really have no recollection of anything that may have happened prior to that. i don't even know how i got there. this is a recurring problem.

then i get to work and i swear it must be idiot day. i have a much worse name for today, but i'm keeping it to myself. i don't want to come off as extremely cruel. not any more than usual, anyway…i've taken quite a few calls today and they've all been morons. i'm not gonna get into particulars, but for your information: please make sure you don't have your caps lock key on before you call tech support. please.

site that it's too easy for me to waste time at: swingin' chicks of the 60's. too many pretty girls from an era gone by…

i brought my lunch to work today. a can of chunky soup. i even brought my own bowl. this is important because i'm getting to eat and i don't have to utilize my severely dwindling cash supply. this is what a wise man would call one of life's little victories.

i started the day trying to be a good employee, but now my bad habits have gotten the best of me. i'm slacking off, eyeing the clock, waiting for lunch. i figure…i won't be here for a week, so by the time i get back, i'll be a good employee, and it'll be too far in the past for anyone to bitch. this is what we call "working the system", kids. remember it well.