2002.05.01 On why I did not make it to the kWh show in Boston last night
(a drinking story)
I drank half a bottle of rum and a six pack. I don't know why. I showed up at my house at like 3PM and everyone was drunk, throwing beer bottles all over the house. It seemed like a good idea at the time. So, now I'm at work all hungover. My coworkers are all looking at me like "Are you a goddamn drunk?" I'm all like "Nah bitches. Step off."
There's a huge hole in my living room wall too. I don't know how that happened. It might have been a result of our Jump Into The Wall Contest. Landlord is not going to be happy.
brian. said:
you're a cheap bitch, jon. i'm sitting in the basement of some building at mit, getting ready to play a morning show. i'm really fucking tired.
bitches, pussy, exotic carwashes, charley bravo, etc. ask me later.
brian. said:
scott…are you feeding my cat?
i need sleep…
JtB said:
My car won't run in the rain (cracked distributor cap), so I just got too drunk to drive it. Problem solved.
jay said:
some friend you are, jon.