why is it that 95% of the people that call tech support lines are complete fucking idiots? i used to hear all these little war stories and tech support in-jokes and laugh them off…but now that i'm here, i'm starting to understand just how maddening it is. you have to make jokes about this crap or you'll go insane.

i'm getting prepped to pull an early lunch. i'm really hungry, and there ain't shit going on around here. shouldn't be a problem. i've switched teams (at work. no, i am not gay now. thank you) and everything seems cool over here. now maybe i won't have to feel like i'm sneaking out to take an early lunch. we'll just have to put that to the test, though, won't we?

we've decided around here that we must cover the bowie classic, china girl. it seems that it has become our calling and it must be heeded. if we actually get around to doing it, we'll record it and post an mp3. that way you can all laugh at us. as if you needed another excuse…