i skipped the coffee and went with tea, this morning. i have now discovered that iced tea is one of the worst things you could possibly drink directly after brushing your teeth. it was (how you say?) not a good thing.

note to self: stick with the coffee in the mornings. decaffeinated tea does nothing for you, anyway.

i swear i was going to listen to some black sabbath on the way into work, this morning. i swear. it's just that, well…that promise ring cd rolled right over to the beginning as soon as i turned the car on. you know…those first couple of tracks on very emergency are catchy as all hell. i think that my leaving the cd in the player was a forgivable morning action. back the fuck off me, junior!

"through life experience, i've determined that charlton heston will be the last human left on earth. that is why, children, i have named you all charlton heston. let's face facts…it improves your chances of survival."

matt still hasn't posted his seven questions with me. i have it on good authority that he'll be doing so later today. on the "definitely soon" tip.

what the hell did i do last night? shit…nothing, i don't think. sat at work, sat at home and played guitar. scott came over and we sat on the couch and played video games. talk about an exciting fucking life. oh well…ash will be getting his chance to answer the same seven questions asked of him (but answered by his girlfriend, erin) later today.

i am as of now canceling my plans to go to the open casting call to be on the real world. it happens to fall on this coming weekend and, honestly, i'm kinda broke. it's also the weekend we need to start moving jess out and scott in to the bipolar "crib." yeah…mtv will be over in no time, i tell ya… regardless, there will be other open calls. especially ones i have more time to prepare for.

as a side note, jess made the comment that i could "totally" be on the real world. she said i'd be the reason everyone watched, just to see who i'd piss off on a week-to-week basis. curses! she has discovered the master plan!