2002.09.12 yyyyggghhhhhkkkkccchhhh!:
this is the sound of excitment building up within me until i literally explode.
i finally managed to score some tickets to the City of Light, so i'll be taking my vacation there IN EIGHT DAYS. !!!! gaaaahhhh !!!!
now i've got to think of all the things i need for the trip. camera, film, pens, paper, oh, uh… clothes, money. yeah. that should do it.
pick-up-lines, i need pick-up lines. if any of you know any good french pick-up lines, leave 'em in the comments. oh, and put an english translation, so i'll know you're not trying to get me to tell some little french hottie that "there's something foul about your body." or some such thing.
oh, and i need to start exercising. now. now. now. now. get at least 10 pounds off (yeah, in a week) before i go.
damn. damn. damn.
too. much. excitement… can't. handle… head. caving. in….
the puffin said:
if i knew "you're so hot, i shit myself!" in french, i'd tell you.
sorry.
Javan said:
Ta si chaud, moi merde moi-meme!
"you're so hot, I shit myself!" Literraly.
Good luck with this one.
brad said:
?tes-vous familier avec Bipolaire?
Javan said:
oui.
m@ said:
now, i'm not all that familiar with french culture, but i can't imagine that french girls would find the image of a guy shitting himself attractive. still, it takes all kinds.
and brad… brad, brad, brad…. i may have to use that one.
the puffin said:
then there's "how much for the little boy?" you'd be surprised how handy that one is.
javan said:
naw, I don't guess french chicks would appreciate that image to much. We'll have to think of another one.
Nate said:
Qui a'coupes les frommage?
Nate said:
Almost forgot the translation:
Who cut the cheese?
Levardis "l'amoureux" Burton said:
"combien pour le petit gar?on?" (how much for the little boy?)
perhaps your evening could go something like this… you step into a bar, see a pretty girl and decide to approach her:
"vous avez de beaux genoux." (you have beautiful knees.)
"est-ce que je puis vous offrir une boisson?" (can I offer you a drink?)
(repeat x5-10)
"allons de nouveau ? votre endroit." (let's go back to your place.)
"voulez-vous devenir nu?" (do you want to get naked?) … hopefully followed by "merde sainte! cher seigneur de l'cOh dans le ciel, merci vous remercient." (wow!)
and not so much a pick-up line, but a personal favorite:
"Je sens comme un g?nie!" (I smell like a genius!)
Javan said:
now that sounds like a good one.
Nate said:
I don't know who he is, but he's damned funny. And sooo continental…