damn i'm tired. this could probably stem from shorting myself an average of 1.267 hours of sleep a night. i mean…i'm still getting over 6 hours, right? i should still be a chipper guy.

no such luck.

for once my cat didn't wake me up this morning, though. this was a blessing, although i did wake up at 9:02am, when my alarm doesn't go off until 9:15. talk about your shitty luck. i'm convinced that the last 13 minutes i would have gotten, had i slept through, would have been the 13 minutes that would have left me refreshed and ready to face my day. damn my chronically fucked up internal clock.

not to be confused with a "biological clock," which might cause me to have an overwhelming desire to spawn.

i skipped the usual coffee, this morning, mainly because i was already hungry and i knew coffee would just make it worse. i have one of those high metabolisms, so whenever i pump energy through my body, the contents of my stomach are instantly thrown on the fire. this is fine and dandy until the crash down, of course, which leaves me feeling even more drained than before and completely famished, for my trouble. let's hear it for being a skinny bastard, folks…it's a lot of work.

you know…writing out my feelings about "that girl" kinda loses it's allure when i know she reads this page. secret plans can not be hatched in secret if she knows all the details i may relate to you, dear reader. current plan: keep my cool. no more discussion. she might be looking…

and…yeah…i totally cribbed that "dear reader" thing from stephen king. so sue me.

it has come to my attention that adam kempa is either (a) a fucker or (b) a shit. as a matter of fact, this was just confirmed by a mysterious source:
Adamweezer: He's a fucker.

wouldn't it be neat if gary coleman had a weblog? i mean…adam curry has one…

did i mention that a couple of weeks ago i watched alkaline trio from the side of the stage at house of blues in chicago? yeah…i felt like a rockstar. i was drinking free beer the whole time, too. thanks, guys…

that's about enough for one day, i think…