2001.10.10 let's get to the point:
as the heading says…there's no better way than to tell the tale as bluntly as possible…
prepare to try to trace a very bizarre chain of events…
i sent this email to "the girl" yesterday:
[girl],
i can try to get you on the guest list for their [hey mercedes] show in atlanta the day before your birthday (10.30 – cotton club, atlanta ga w/new end original). just let me know if you want to go and i'll tell bob to plunk you on the list.
a little rockstar treatment is always good for the ol' birthday.
or something.
it seems like a semi-okay gesture in lieu of a gift…
rock,
brian.
she apparently forwarded it to her friend rob. he accidentally hit "reply all" and sent this email to me:
The guy is a fucking lunatic.
It made me feel strange reading that. He's nuts.
this also included the full text (in reply) of the email i sent her.
now…i decided to let them know about their little faux pas (being the nice
guy i am), so i sent her this email in response (including the entire chain
of messages in my reply):
[girl],
when forwarding and replying, it's probably a good idea to double-check where the hell you're actually sending the email, as can be witnessed by the attached message.
i'm neither "nuts" or a "fucking lunatic."
speaking of nuts…tell your friend rob he can lick mine.
have a swell life.
brian.
and this to him:
ahem.
real slick, jackass…it's called "reply," not "reply all," you fucking retard.
-brian.
no replies from them, as of yet. darn.
scott said:
Tell rob he can lick my balls too.
brian. said:
word. i'll pass the message along.
Zarek said:
I'd break both his kneecaps so he can't run away, teabag him, and then tie him up outside McDonalds and let the little kids stone him.