package update:

Your item was processed at the LOUISVILLE KY 40221 distribution center at 9:01 am on July 2 while enroute to its delivery destination.

Here is what happened earlier:
June 30 12:05 pm ACCEPT OR PICKUP LOUISVILLE KY 40205

excuse me…but when they said "guaranteed delivery by 3pm sunday," i figured that it might have left town sometime before today. that is, of course, unless they are shooting it back in fucking time.

so the answer to my question: hell no the package didn't get there on time. it didn't even get there before she left. what kind of monkey squad do they have running the fucking usps, these days?

god damn monkeys, i tell ya…they don't know their asses from a hole in the ground…